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☠️ "Still alive... somehow."
Description:
Crank up the sarcasm and crank down your immune system—this vintage-style band tee is for the chronically unwell and totally unstoppable. Featuring distressed tour graphics with skulls, lightning bolts, and a fake list of very real "tour stops" (Mayo Clinic, anyone?), this shirt celebrates survival with style. Whether you're running on caffeine, medication, or sheer spite, this tee proves you're headlining your own comeback every damn day.
Perfect for:
🧠 Spoonies with a sense of humor
🏥 Professional patients and part-time rockstars
🖤 Lovers of dark humor and band tee nostalgia
⚰️ Anyone whose body tried to quit, but their attitude didn’t
🔥 Wearing to doctor’s appointments, support groups, or just the couch
Bella+Canvas 3001
2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Direct-to-product printing technology. Vibrant colors that won't fade.
No mass production. Each piece is crafted specifically for you. Ships within 1-3 business days.
Quality guaranteed or money back. Damaged or wrong item? We'll replace it, no questions asked.
Reaped Garbs isn't about following trends. We're about celebrating the morbid, the unconventional, and the beautifully dark.
Our designs pay homage all things horror. These icons helped shape generations to come. Our designs aren't for everyone, and that's exactly the point.
Wear your darkness like war paint. Stand out. Be unapologetic.
You reap what you sow through boldness.
Domestic (USA): 4-10 business days
International: 12-24 business days
Production time: 1-3 business days
Bella+Canvas 3001
2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Damaged or incorrect items: Full refund or replacement, no questions asked
All sales final (no size exchanges)
Contact us within 14 days of delivery for issues
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