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$29.99 USD
- 100% Cotton
- Tear-Away Label
Return policy
Our goal is to provide the highest quality products. Mistakes do happen though and we'd love to make it right! Just contact us within 15 days for a refund or replacement. More information can be found here about our policy.
Shipping
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Manufacturing
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Description
☠️ "Still alive... somehow."
Description:
Crank up the sarcasm and crank down your immune system—this vintage-style band tee is for the chronically unwell and totally unstoppable. Featuring distressed tour graphics with skulls, lightning bolts, and a fake list of very real "tour stops" (Mayo Clinic, anyone?), this shirt celebrates survival with style. Whether you're running on caffeine, medication, or sheer spite, this tee proves you're headlining your own comeback every damn day.
Perfect for:
🧠 Spoonies with a sense of humor
🏥 Professional patients and part-time rockstars
🖤 Lovers of dark humor and band tee nostalgia
⚰️ Anyone whose body tried to quit, but their attitude didn’t
🔥 Wearing to doctor’s appointments, support groups, or just the couch
Product Information
Bella+Canvas 3001
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Side seams provide lasting shape and structure.
- Ribbed knit collar retains elasticity and shape.
- Utilizes advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing techniques for vibrant designs.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for comfort.
2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care Instructions
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean