🖤 "We don't scream... we churn."
Description:
Indulge your dark sense of humor with this midnight-black tee featuring a trio of eerily cute cows who dare to defy the dairy-free movement. "Lactose Tolerant" is boldly scrawled in retro horror-inspired type, framed by a surreal pastoral scene that’s just a little too cheerful. Perfect for those who embrace the absurd, wear their cravings on their sleeve, and enjoy their milk with a side of menace. Soft, durable cotton keeps you cool while your wardrobe speaks volumes—moos included.
Perfect for:
🔮 Alt fashion lovers with a twisted sense of humor
🥛 Milk drinkers who defy the dairy doom
🧛♂️ Nightwalkers who crave calcium
👕 Streetwear ghouls tired of the same edgy tropes
🎁 Anyone who thinks creepy and cute should be best friends