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🍃 “A Jest Fit for the Shire”
Description:
Whether wandering through the Shire or setting off on an unexpected journey, this shirt carries a bit of Hobbit humor in its weave. Scripted in a style reminiscent of ancient tales, it proudly declares: “I’m actually quite tall for a hobbit.” A gentle nod to Middle-earth mischief, it’s the perfect garment for those who stand a little taller—or simply laugh a little louder. Soft, comfortable, and enchanted with charm, it will feel right at home at the Green Dragon Inn, the local faire, or a gathering of fellow adventurers.
Perfect for:
🌿 Tolkien enthusiasts and lorekeepers
🍺 Tavern nights and fantasy festivals
⚔️ RPG adventurers and tabletop storytellers
🧙 Those who prefer second breakfast over second-guessing
Bella+Canvas 3001
2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Direct-to-product printing technology. Vibrant colors that won't fade.
No mass production. Each piece is crafted specifically for you. Ships within 1-3 business days.
Quality guaranteed or money back. Damaged or wrong item? We'll replace it, no questions asked.
Reaped Garbs isn't about following trends. We're about celebrating the morbid, the unconventional, and the beautifully dark.
Our designs pay homage all things horror. These icons helped shape generations to come. Our designs aren't for everyone, and that's exactly the point.
Wear your darkness like war paint. Stand out. Be unapologetic.
You reap what you sow through boldness.
Domestic (USA): 4-10 business days
International: 12-24 business days
Production time: 1-3 business days
Bella+Canvas 3001
2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Damaged or incorrect items: Full refund or replacement, no questions asked
All sales final (no size exchanges)
Contact us within 14 days of delivery for issues
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