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$27.99 USD
- In Stock, ships in 1-3 business days
- 100% Cotton
- Tear-Away Label
- We Ship Worldwide
- Easy 15-Day Refunds & Exchanges
- Secure Checkout
Return policy
Our goal is to provide the highest quality products. Mistakes do happen though and we'd love to make it right! Just contact us within 15 days for a refund or replacement. More information can be found here about our policy.
Shipping
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Manufacturing
All of our products are created and shipped from one of our partner facilities within the United States. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Description
🍕🔪 “30 Minutes or You’re Dead”
Description:
When your hunger calls, Ghostface answers. This parody tee transforms the slasher into a pizza delivery driver of doom, racing his scooter with knife raised high. Distressed, vintage-inspired ink brings out the gritty fast-food ad aesthetic with the tagline “Death by the Slice.” A killer combination of horror and humor that makes every bite more dangerous.
Perfect for:
- 🍕 Pizza fanatics with a taste for blood-soaked humor
- 👻 Scream franchise die-hards who love clever mashups
- 🚴 Alt-fashion fans who vibe with vintage parody designs
- 🕷️ Streetwear collectors craving horror nostalgia
Product Information
Bella+Canvas 3001
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Side seams provide lasting shape and structure.
- Ribbed knit collar retains elasticity and shape.
- Utilizes advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing techniques for vibrant designs.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for comfort.
2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care Instructions
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean