🕯️ "Dumbledore handed out trauma like candy. My mom skipped the candy."
Description:
Step into the shadows of nostalgia with a wicked twist. This tee features a grimly humorous take on everyone's favorite bearded wizard, doling out trauma with the enthusiasm of Halloween treats. The vintage-inspired illustration and distressed alt-font bring eerie whimsy to the horror of magical childhoods. Soft, breathable fabric makes it comfy for all-day brooding, spell-casting, or trauma-sharing. Perfectly blends the darkness of wizarding worlds with real-world emotional damage.
Perfect for:
🧙♂️ Alt Harry Potter fans who know the trauma was real
🖤 Dark humor lovers with a soft spot for cursed childhoods
👻 Witchy wardrobe builders and spooky aesthetic enthusiasts
🎭 Therapists with a goth streak (yes, really)
🦇 Anyone who copes through sarcasm and great fashion