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$27.99 USD
- 100% Cotton
- Tear-Away Label
Return policy
Our goal is to provide the highest quality products. Mistakes do happen though and we'd love to make it right! Just contact us within 15 days for a refund or replacement. More information can be found here about our policy.
Shipping
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Manufacturing
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Description
🖤 "When the oven’s hot, but your soul’s unraveling."
Description:
Sometimes the only thing rising is the anxiety. This vintage-style graphic tee blends alt-humor with a healthy dose of deadpan irony—literally. Featuring a grinning skeleton in full baker’s garb mid-breakdown, this design captures the chaos of holding it together one cookie at a time. Printed in bone-white ink on deep black fabric, it's the perfect recipe of spooky, sarcastic, and stylish. For those who laugh through the madness… or bake through it.
Perfect for:
🧁 Alt fashion lovers with a taste for the absurd
💀 Skeleton and skull art collectors
🥀 Goths who scream internally in the kitchen
🍪 Bakers with a dark sense of humor
🖤 Anyone thriving in chaos with aesthetic precision
Product Information
Bella+Canvas 3001
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Side seams provide lasting shape and structure.
- Ribbed knit collar retains elasticity and shape.
- Utilizes advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing techniques for vibrant designs.
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations for comfort.
2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care Instructions
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean