Lactose Tolerant – Midnight Moo Edition
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$23.00 - Sale price
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$23.00
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Processing Time
All orders are processed within 2–4 business days. Each item is packed with intention and care, no rushed drops here. During high-volume releases or holidays, processing may take slightly longer.
Shipping Rates & Delivery Times
We ship worldwide from our base in the Midwest (USA). Shipping rates and times are calculated at checkout based on your location.
Region Estimated Delivery Time
- USA3–7 business days
- Canada5–10 business days
- Europe7–14 business days
- Worldwide10–20 business days
Tracking
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Lost or Delayed Orders
Reaped Garbs is not liable for shipping delays or lost packages once they are in the carrier's hands. That said, we’ll do our best to help if things go sideways.
Returns information
No Regrets, But Some Exceptions
All sales are final. We run limited drops and custom collections, so we do not offer returns, refunds, or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or incorrect.
Damaged / Wrong Item?
Email us at customer-care@reapedgarbs.com within 15 days of receiving your item. Include:
- Your order number
- A clear photo of the issue
- Your preferred resolution (refund or replacement)
Return Eligibility
- Item must be unused and in original condition
- Must contact us within 15 days of delivery
- We reserve the right to decline a return if criteria aren’t met
Cancellations
Orders cannot be canceled after they’ve been placed our team moves fast, and stock is limited.
3001c Size Chart
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length | Neck size |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 27" | 16.5" | 8" | 6.75" |
| S | 28" | 28" | 18" | 8.25" | 7" |
| M | 29" | 29" | 20" | 8.63" | 7.25" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 9.13" | 7.5" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 9.63" | 8" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 10.25" | 8.25" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 7 3/4" | ||
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 8" | ||
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
Product Details
🖤 "We don't scream... we churn."
Description:
Indulge your dark sense of humor with this midnight-black tee featuring a trio of eerily cute cows who dare to defy the dairy-free movement. "Lactose Tolerant" is boldly scrawled in retro horror-inspired type, framed by a surreal pastoral scene that’s just a little too cheerful. Perfect for those who embrace the absurd, wear their cravings on their sleeve, and enjoy their milk with a side of menace. Soft, durable cotton keeps you cool while your wardrobe speaks volumes—moos included.
Perfect for:
🔮 Alt fashion lovers with a twisted sense of humor
🥛 Milk drinkers who defy the dairy doom
🧛♂️ Nightwalkers who crave calcium
👕 Streetwear ghouls tired of the same edgy tropes
🎁 Anyone who thinks creepy and cute should be best friends
Product Details
Shirt Blank
Bella+Canvas 3001c Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz.
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Retail fit
- Unisex sizing
- Slim fitted style
- Coverstitched collar and sleeves
- Shoulder taping
- Sideseamed
- Tear away label
- Pre-shrunk
Printing Process
Reaped Garbs uses the latest uses DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technologies for all our products. This ensures vibrant colors and long term durability.
Care Instructions
To keep your tee looking sharp: Machine wash cold with like colors
Turn inside out before washing
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print
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